A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "Whats the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "Im also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didnt know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, youve known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "Im also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Maam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when hes drunk."  rMT心结网_爱情_周公解梦_中外历史文化_十二生肖_十二星座_百家姓_财经信息_工商会计_商业信息_综合测试_短信大全_故事
 rMT心结网_爱情_周公解梦_中外历史文化_十二生肖_十二星座_百家姓_财经信息_工商会计_商业信息_综合测试_短信大全_故事