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There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, "***e on man, I was just joking. Here, Ill buy you another drink. I just cant see a man crying."
"No, its not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss was outrageous, and fired me.
When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing.
I got a cab to return home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away.
When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
"No, its not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss was outrageous, and fired me.
When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing.
I got a cab to return home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away.
When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."