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The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal." The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. "Okay boys and girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?"
"I know, I know, its a cat!" yelled a little boy.
"Very good Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called?"
"Thats a dog!" piped up the same little boy.
"Right again. And what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
Silence fell over the class. After a minute or two, the teacher said, "Ill give you a hint, children...its something your mother calls your father."
"I know, I know," screamed Eddie. "Its a Nin***poop(傻子；笨蛋)!"
"Very good Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called?"
"Thats a dog!" piped up the same little boy.
"Right again. And what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
Silence fell over the class. After a minute or two, the teacher said, "Ill give you a hint, children...its something your mother calls your father."
"I know, I know," screamed Eddie. "Its a Nin***poop(傻子；笨蛋)!"