Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stoPS and look at his drunk friend. "You are wrong, thats not the moon, thats the sun."
Both started arguing for a while when they ***e upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I dont live around here."