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Your brain has two parts. One is left and the other is right.The right one has nothing left and the left one has nothing right.
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
my little dog can''t read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It''s no use, my little dog can''t read.
Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I''m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED?
Don't Be!
It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.